i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time
(Source: mellowminty, via brok3n-record)
"your taste in music kinda sucks"
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger
WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE
I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth
If u got thick thighs I got heart eyes