in the name of kittens.

Welome.

kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

(Source: zootedboy, via you-are-my-sweetheart)

caseyanthonyofficial:

*tunes guitar* this next song is called “stop pointing out my flaws”

(via fyeaitskariya)

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

(via thismadworldofmine)

supernovaqirl:

This literally took my breath away for a second

(Source: my-mind-hey-hey, via leaveand-never-look-back)

nextlifeout:

I had a moment.

[Note: Immediately after, my mentions started flaring with WP swooping in to “explain” to me that their usage of the N-word isn’t racist because *stabs self in the eye*]

(via gotgoodmusic123)

420goku:

you better be

420goku:

you better be

(via intensional)

verylittlebird:


this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

(via departured)

tastefullyoffensive:

[hornvan]

perspectave:

how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?

(via jeune-et-temeraire)

(Source: bringthesleeze, via dancinqhbu)

(Source: envyadams, via departured)

certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

(via brok3n-record)

(Source: benthemotherhen, via s4t)

merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

(via franceface)